I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we made out on top of his cat.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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