Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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