am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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