Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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