You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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