What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize