glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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