we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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