Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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