Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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