he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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