yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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