I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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