You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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