...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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