No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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