So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
