Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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