...so i touched it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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