High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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