the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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