Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(949): View more from California

i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

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I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever

(509): View more from Washington

You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.

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(515): View more from Iowa

He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.

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