Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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