I want to make a zoo with you.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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