ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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