i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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