Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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