absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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