I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My vagina is officially offended.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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