Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
