yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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