hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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