u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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