They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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