If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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