I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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