oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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