and you said cock pushups were impossible
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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