no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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