I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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