Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Quick, to the slutcave!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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