I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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