my vag is so smooth its legendary
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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