She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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