Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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