i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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