That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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