I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My life is pants optional.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
