I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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