Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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