no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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