i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
