They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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