Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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