Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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