Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize