doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and you said cock pushups were impossible
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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