Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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